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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Wondering when the chef i don't have is gonna cook me up sumpin' sumpin'!! . I'm starving here!! Lol
     
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  2. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Weird phone call rescue mission heading north
     
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  3. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Hahaha will work for weed
     
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  4. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Fucking chest pains and extra stress
     
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  5. Odins own

    Odins own Porn Star

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    Edgey ...slept only 2 1/2 hours in 24, no women to chat with so I guess it's beer and Social Distortion to listen too.
     
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      Dude seriously if you want to talk to women you need to change your perspective
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 10, 2021
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  6. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Sitting by the window watching the rain come down and polishing off a killer scrambled egg, fried tortilla strips and salsa sammich.
    Life is good.
     
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      Sounds awesome
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 10, 2021
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  7. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Sitting in a parking garage waiting for the other half to finish with her appointment listening to the radio. A woman gets into the car parked next to me, looks over at me and smiles as she’s shaking her head. I’m going to assume she can hear the music due to my windows being open. Nicklebacks’ Something in your mouth happened to be playing :D
     
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  8. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Wish my chest pains would fuck off.
    Took my pills and been all calm and stuff and still it's relentless....
    Anyone got a spare bullet? View attachment
     
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  9. hornybigguy68

    hornybigguy68 Porn Star

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    Listening to music on youtube to a band I found last year prior to joining this site. From Glasgow Scotland.
     
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      hornybigguy68, Mar 11, 2021
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    3. dirtyjedi
      Scottish metal.... Toughest metal in da world
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 11, 2021
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    4. hornybigguy68
      Agreed. This band is so badass. I just happen to find them because they are on same record label for another band I listen to from Italy.
       
      hornybigguy68, Mar 11, 2021
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    5. dirtyjedi
      I listen to everything from drum and bass to classical.... Got to have broad horizons
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 11, 2021
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    6. hornybigguy68
      Yep. It is funny I used to listen to classic rap when I was younger. Boy how my music has changed. This is first video I watched and watching now.

       
      hornybigguy68, Mar 11, 2021
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  10. hornybigguy68

    hornybigguy68 Porn Star

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    Stll listening to music. Accidently posted twice.
     
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  11. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Sitting on my deck doing a little stargazing, at least that’s what I’m trying to do. High thin clouds have moved in and unfortunately I believe the city lights are bouncing off those clouds diluting my view. Damn!
     
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  12. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Just finished work and now i get to relax and perv out on here! :laugh:
     
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    1. SexFiend4u
      Female pervs ROCK!
       
      SexFiend4u, Mar 11, 2021
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  13. Deleted User 2234432

    Deleted User 2234432 Craic Addict Banned!

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    Current status...

    Wet, whimsical, happy :)
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Happy is good! :)
       
      submissively speaking, Mar 12, 2021
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  14. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I'm in the zone Auto Zone fucking brainwashing I wonder if they also make conditioner
     
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  15. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    On a big high, my kids future will be greatly improved and my family will be so happy and proud.
    A true red letter day!
    I'm a man
     
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  16. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Enjoying a beautiful day outside, music playing as I clean up the yard. Ya just have to love the changing of the seasons!
     
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  17. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Finally got the chest drain tube out.
    Regular doc. was on vacation. Saw an associate. Late 20s, early 30s. Light brown curly hair. Black eyes, really good looking. Had to bare my titties for him.:rolleyes: due to position of tube, couldn't wear bar, not that I wear one any way.
    Had a little trouble pulling tube out, the tube been in since November 1st. My diaphragm had grown around it.
     
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    1. conroe4
      Oh PIB, I had one too once and had to fly back from Colo to Texas. They told me to have it removed pronto.
      So I insisted the doc remove it, and he grabbed it and yanked like he was starting a lawn mower. Was your
      tube removed like that?
       
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  18. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    He didnt jurk it just a steady pull. I could feel it pulling inside my chest.
    It had skin matter about an inch inside it.
     
    1. conroe4
      I suspected the doctor did it on purpose. I still do. But yes, it was a very weird feeling. I had a collapsed lung.
      They went in and sucked it back up. That felt weird also. Yours stayed in much longer than mine.
       
      conroe4, Mar 11, 2021
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    2. pussy in boots
      I blew a hole in my esophagus you could drive a truck through.
       
      pussy in boots, Mar 12, 2021
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    3. conroe4
      I'm scared to ask, but how did you blow a hole in your esophagus? If it was a BBC, I don't wanna know. lol

      I got plowed from behind snow skiing. Never saw it coming.
       
      conroe4, Mar 12, 2021
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  19. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    [​IMG]
     
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    #4699
  20. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Shopping online for birthday gifts for my kid
     
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      My birthday is coming up soon.
      I could use an old vintage Black Sabbath T-shirt if you're buying.
       
      Valspar, Mar 12, 2021
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    3. Cherrypop
      Do I get to wear it too? ;)
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 12, 2021
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    4. Valspar
      Whoa!
      Slow your roll...we're talking Sabbath here.
      You can wear my DIO shirt.
       
      Valspar, Mar 12, 2021
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    5. Cherrypop
      Haha!
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 12, 2021
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